All biscuit packaging and wrapping should be designed not to rustle or make any kind of noise.

I am surprised the manufacturers have not realised this.

From Hamlet. No need to explain what that is. This performance by Simon Russell Beale is remarkable.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p026dkg9

Dirleton, East Lothian

Working as a bouncer in Versailles…

Couple of years ago in the Orangerie at Versailles. During my lost weekend..!